December 12, 2008

Newsflash - cats being held hostage! Send help!

The female human has locked us all into the kitchen and is muttering something about a tree. We're not sure what exactly is going on but suspect she may have lost her mind, for it's a well known fact that trees grow outside and not in the sitting room. Someone should call one of those doctors with the white coats to take the poor unfortunate away. I'd do it but I'm being held hostage obviously (send help!). Unless...

Oh no...

You don't think a tree has fallen into the house do you!? We could escape! We could be free!

There might be a bird in it. Or a gerbil. Or a rabbit - imagine a whole rabbit! OMG! I need to get in there to see this tree, now!

Somebody please send help!!

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