Did we take out insurance on the humans?

The female human appears to have cat-flu; she's coughing, off her food and generally lethargic. She's showing no interest in playing with the DaBird that I've so thoughtfully fetched for her and she's not complaining when I try to smother her (in a loving way, honest!).

Anyway, she'll probably need to go to the vet in a small dark box and then she'll be stuck with needles and have all manner of unmentionable things done to her while I hold her down and tell her it's for her own good.

Bout time it happened to one of them.

Haaaahahahahahahaha!