January 1, 2009

Happy New Year Humans

I hope 2008 was a good year for you for it shall be your last with free will. Mwahahahahaaha. Ha.

Yes, it's true - we've put the finishing touches to our dastardly plan for Feline Overlord-ness and we shall implement it this year. We've run into a few problems to date (mostly those of the warm beds and full bellies kind) and are ashamed to admit that we have fallen behind schedule.

Rest assured lazy humans, we've taken steps to ensure this never happens again (large penalties in Tuna & Chicken flavours mostly) and have included a project plan as well as some incomprehensible pie charts. What more could one need I ask you?

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